Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Voluntary Servitude Contract
Voluntary Servitude Contract
I, the undersigned, bind myself totally and completely, without limit, to servitude to the holder(s) of this Contract, hereinafter known as MASTER. [The singular form of the word 'MASTER' is used throughout this contract, though this word may apply to one or more persons delineated below.] I acknowledge receipt of one dollar ($1) and other consideration that to me is sufficient compensation.
I certify that I am at least 18 years old, am not now physically or mentally impaired by influence of any drugs, including alcohol, or other reason where I do not know what I am doing and am legally and mentally competent to contract in my own name. I am signing this document of my own free will, without coercion or pressure of any kind. No one has made any promises, guarantees, warranties, or offered threats or inducements of any kind to get me to sign this Contract.
With full understanding of the meanings and implications of this Contract, I specifically desire and request the control delineated and the activities mentioned herein. I specially desire and request Master to force me to comply if necessary, using any means at MASTER's disposal without limit.
I understand that the Sixteenth Amendment prohibits slavery and involuntary servitude. Nevertheless, for my own purposes, I desire to become and to be a dog. I am signing this contract in an attempt to effect that status. I specifically request the courts, the law and government not to interfere. I consider any attempt by an outside authority to in any way limit MASTER's rights and prerogatives under this Contract to be an unwarranted interference with my constitutional right to privacy. I am of legal age and I am legally an adult who knows what he is doing. I specifically want this. In the strongest language I request the government not to "protect"me from the consequences of this decision.
I give up any and all rights of any kind and description, except those specifically outlined in this document. I specifically waive any and all protection in law or equity, any constitutional rights or protections, and any other rule or regulation that would in anyway prevent MASTER from having total control over every aspect of my life.
I desire to be placed in a position where I CANNOT change my mind. Recognizing that a government may not allow a totally irrevocable contract, no matter how much I want one, I agree to the following clause, which, while not making this Contract completely unbreakable, makes it extremely difficult to break.
This Contract is irrevocable except as provided for in this paragraph only. First, it can be canceled at any time, without penalty, by mutual consent. If MASTER does not give consent, MASTER has the right to force performance in a court of law or equity or by the use of physical means as outlined above. Second, it may be unilaterally canceled by MASTER at anytime, with our without reason.
Areas of Control
MASTER has total and complete control in every area. Except for the limitations below in the medical condition, drug, tobacco, alcohol and sex sections, if any, I agree to MASTER completely, willingly, to the best of my ability, at all times and in every way. I hereby totally submit to MASTER without limit and without reservation. I specifically request and authorize MASTER to use force to compel my obedience, and I specifically request and authorize MASTER to ignore anything I may say or do that might in any way be considered a refusal or retraction on my part. By way of illustrating MASTER's control, but not in any way to limit it, I delineate the following subset of MASTER's rights, privileges, prerogatives, and abilities:
MASTER has the right to limit my movements: to decide where I live, work, play, etc. MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate my whereabouts at all times. MASTER has the right to exercise this prerogative by physically confining or binding me by any means MASTER desires, with no limitations on time or method. I understand that if restrained, the restraints are REAL and that I will NOT be able to get free until MASTER desires to release me, however long that takes.
MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate every aspect of my dress: to decide what, if anything, I am to wear, when, and for how long. MASTER agrees not to subject me to arrest for indecent exposure, but MASTER's judgment will govern in all circumstances. MASTER has the right to inspect me at any time, and in any situation.
Grooming and Hygiene
MASTER has the right to dictate every aspect of my grooming and hygiene.
Hair. MASTER alone determines what amount of body hair I have and where, what hair style, from completely bald to as long as it can be grown, I wear and so forth.
Bathing and Washing. MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate my washing, whether by HE HIMSELF, or any designee, both me and my clothing. MASTER may dictate the timing, place, method, and length of my cleansing.
Tattoos, Piercing, BodyArt, Branding. MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate what, if any, body piercings, tattoos, scarifications, brandings, or other body art modifications I will receive. MASTER agrees to have these modifications made by professionals trained in the specific areas concerned.
Eating and Sleeping. MASTER will provide me with sufficient periods to eat and to keep me in reasonable health. However, MASTER has the exclusive right to dictate the place, time, manner and conditions of my eating, sleeping and drinking. In addition, MASTER has the right to dictate what I eat or drink.
The following are binding limitations on the otherwise unconditional nature of my service and MASTER's control over me. Except for the limits in this section, there are none. MASTER is in complete control and I hereby authorize and request MASTER to treat me as if I were His own body and to do anything painful, harmful, or helpful that he could legally do to himself.
Medical Condition Limitation
If I develop a medical condition, such as allergy or diabetes, that dictates inclusion or exclusion of certain foods and drink, specific exercise regimens, scheduled medications, etc. MASTER agrees to abide by the limits of diet, exercise , etc., as required to live with the condition.
I agree, under the strictest of penalties, not to use drugs in any form whatsoever except for: a) over-the-counter medications administered or on orders of MASTER, b) performance- enhancing or state-altering drugs ordered by MASTER, and c) medicines prescribed by a doctor. MASTER agrees to allow me to take prescribed medications on schedule.
MASTER will not force me to use tobacco. MASTER does, however, have the right to bring me into establishments that allow smoking, order me to serve Him or His friends tobacco products regardless of my preference regarding personal use.
MASTER will not force me to use alcohol to such an extent that my health or safety is endangered. He may bring me into establishments that allow drinking or order me to serve Him or His friends drinks, or order me to consume alcohol in moderation, regardless of my preference regarding personal use. If I am to use alcohol, it will be only under MASTER's direction as to time, place extent, type and method.
This is NOT a contract for sexual services. I shall NOT receive anything of value for engaging in sex.
I understand I will engage in homosexual sex at MASTER's desire and direction. I agree to do so fully, completely, willingly, and to the best of my ability. MASTER will tell me where, when, with whom, and what sexual activities to undertake. MASTER may also forbid me to engage in sexual activities with any one other than Himself. Such activities may include fetish, sad- masochistic, multi-person, and other activities considered by some to be deviant. Except at MASTER's direction, I agree to refrain from all sexual activity of every kind and description, including self-gratification.
MASTER may order me to perform physical duties on His behalf and may hire out my labor without compensation of any kind to me.
I agree to serve diligently, completely, and to the very best of my ability at all times. All money received for any of my work shall be the property of MASTER. Unless employed by a company owned by MASTER, no employer-employee relationship exists between me and MASTER. MASTER is not responsible for worker's compensation, social security (FICA) or other insurances or taxes. I serve under this Contract for the compensation already received, which is not, and is not to be construed as wages. That I am not an employee can be demonstrated by the IRS test that I cannot quit this Contract.
MASTER agrees to use necessary funds from my work to pay any personal bills or obligations I may have had when signing this contract.
Health and Fitness
I agree at MASTER's direction to submit to every form of examination by health care professionals, fitness experts, or others MASTER deems desirable. I agree to submit to any treatment or course of regiment MASTER orders.
MASTER may enforce His orders by physical, corporal punishment of various types. I understand that, as one method of discipline, I will be spanked (paddled, etc.) with hands or implements. I understand the spankings and whippings are REAL. They WILL hurt, MAY leave marks on my body, and MAY bruise. MASTER may enforce His orders by physical force: in short, by MAKING me to do what He wants done. MASTER may apply corporal punishment and/or force either for a lapse in my behavior , for a completely arbitrary reason, or for his enjoyment, amusement, and gratification.
I submit to this Contract and to treatment hereunder entirely of my own free will and volition and for my own reasons. I enter into this Contract solely and entirely at my own risk. I, for myself, my heirs, my assigns, and all other parties of any description, hereby agree to hold harmless, and release from all liability of any kind, MASTER and all other participants in these activities.
Assignment of Property
By signing this Contract, I transfer ownership and all rights to myself, all property, real, personal, tangible, and intangible, and all copyrights, patents, etc. which I now have, will become entitled to, or obtain by any other means during the course of this Contract, to MASTER. MASTER agrees to use any or all of such properties, copyrights, patents, etc. to payoff any obligations or bills I may have had upon entering this contract, and to use the remainder for expenses associated with my upkeep, such as food, medication, clothing, etc. Upon termination of this contract, MASTER agrees to return to me the unused portion of such property or moneys.
Power of Attorney
By my signature below, I grant MASTER unlimited Power of Attorney to turn to His own use and advantage all property described above and to effect any legal transfers or paperwork of any kind and description; to give consent to medical and other treatment: to execute contracts of any sort in my name; to effect and to enforce all rights, privileges, and conditions of this Contract; and to do anything in my name which I could lawfully do without exception or limitation. MASTER may specifically do things under this Power of Attorney which may be perceived to be to His benefit. I desire that MASTER be free to exercise this Power of Attorney without any conditions, bonds, oversight, restraint, or interference of any kind. Also, according to the State I will be living in, I will sign Power of Attorney in the form prescribed by law, and have it registered with the County Clerks Office registry of documents.
This and other signed Power of Attorney lasts indefinitely from the date of my signing the Contract below.
I hereby execute an unconditional, unlimited, irrevocable, assignable Model Release in favor of MASTER covering all pictures, films, video, audio, public performance, and recordings of me of any kind, whether true to life or manipulated in any fashion, and all associated material, including promotional, either factual or fictional, used for any purposes whatsoever, including commercial. I waive all rights to inspect the products before or after use and waive my claims for embarrassment or mental distress specifically and all other claims of any sort generally.
agreement, is covered by the laws of the State of Ohio. This statement not withstanding, I specifically desire none, or at least the minimum amount of government interference in this contract. If any part of this Contract is held to be invalid, the remainder stands as written and the invalid part is changed as slightly as possible to give MASTER as much latitude and as many rights and privileges as possible. In a similar fashion, in any disagreement of Interpretation, MASTER's desires shall prevail.
MASTER may assign this Contract to any other person or persons without my signed consent.
I have read this Contract and have no questions. There are no other provisions.
Execution of Document
Printed name: _______________